I love Ingrid Michaelson, and you should too.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
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Why I love The Office:
Dwight: Jim, Jim, Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
Jim: Oh, hey Dwight.
Dwight: I am going to be your new boss. Heheheh. It is my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No! And the sheets are made of fire!
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: Sorry, we're all booked up! Hell convention in town.
Jim: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I'm the owner. The co-owner with Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy you are in hell, and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: Yeah, but I haven't told you my salary yet.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: Eighty thousand dollars a year!
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